TODAY IN IM: SPANISH LESSON

K: I WAS ALWAYS ON TEAM ENRIQUE NOT TEAM RICKY (ALTHOUGH I ALWAYS THOUGHT RICKY WAS BETTER LOOKING)
K: I WAS TEAM RICKY
K: WEPA UN DOS TRES UN KDFJSFJIDJ BAILANTE MARIA
K: OMG MY MOM PLAYED THAT SONG ON BLAST ALL. THE. TIME.
K: PUERTO RICO'S FINEST
K: WHAT DOES HE EVEN SAY
K: IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SWITCHES OVER TO CROATIAN OR SOMETHING I SWEAR
K: I NEVER KNEW
K: I COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND SPANISH WHEN SUNG
K: I WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE "HOW THE HALE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS MOM?"
K: BECAUSE ALL I EVER HEARD WAS LIKE "BAILA UNO DOS TRES ILEJRTIHARDGUBANUHAOIHEORIALKNVILHEAOIERJAPOIE RPOAU ESPORU YAYAYAYAYAYA"
K: THAT WAS IT
K: WEPA WEPA WEPA
K: KJHKJFGDFJGIY j JSKDHF uifh IUDSF HG MARIA
K: I THINK THOSE ARE THE LYRICS
K: DONT QUOTE ME ON THAT
K: THATS PRETTY CLOSE
K: (YOUR ACCENTS ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE)
K: SORRY IM ON A PC

TODAY IN IM: MONOGAYMOUS

K: I HAVE SWORN OFF ALL OTHE GAYS
K: WHY IS THAT
K: IM MONOGAYMOUS
K: I NEVER IMAGINED THAT DAY WOULD COME: I WOULD BECOME MONOGAYMOUS WITH A WOMAN
K: TELL YOUR MOM
K: THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT "TODAY IN IM" POST

TODAY IN IM: ONE DAY WE SHALL SHINE

K: SOMEONE KEEPS PRITING ON COMPANY LETTERHEAD WHICH WHEN RUN THROUGH A PRINTER SMELLS LIKE YOU ARE BEING SUFFOCATED BY SAWDUST
K: EW I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THAT SMELL EW
K: POOL CHEMICALS AND SAWDUST
K THE KIND OF SMELL THAT MAKES YOUR TEETH HURT
K: THAT LAST DESCRIPTION DESERVES A LITERARY MEDAL
K: WHAT CAN I SAY IM A WRITER ON THE INSIDE AND AN ACCOUNTANT ON THE OUTSIDE
K: ONE DAY: WE WILL SHINE IN GOD'S LOVE

TODAY IN IM: IMITATION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY--UNLESS YOU DO IT WRONG

K: LETS PLAY A GAME CALLED "HOW DO I LOOK TODAY"
K: I LOOK LIKE SHIT AND I KNOW IT

K: HOW YOU LOOK
K: LET ME EXPLAIN HOW I "LOOK"
K: I WAS INSPIRED TO DRESS LIKE JEWELRY DESIGNER PHILIP CRANGI (WHO I WANT TO BE), SO I COMBINED THESE IMAGES:
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AND crangi_2.jpg
K: BUT INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE THAT, I LOOK LIKE THIS:
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K: MY HAIR IS RATTY AND IM WEARING AN UGLY BELT
K: O DEER

K: I WOULD SAY WE FAILED AT THE STYLE TODAY

TODAY IN IM: "17 Again"

K: seventeen_againposter-full-457x678.jpg
K: HE LOOKS LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN
K:YEP
K: I CANT WAIT UNTIL HE GOES THOUGH HIS ANOREXIC PHASE, THEN DRUG PHASE, THEN GAY PHASE CANT WAIT
K: (SIDE NOTE: WOULD YOU TAP THAT?)
K: (YES I SAID "TAP")
K: NO NEVER
K: I DONT LIKE "PRETTY BOYS"
K: WHAT
K: REALLY
K: I DONT LIKE "PRETTY" ALL THAT MUCH BUT I COULD TAP IT I WOULD
K: FRAT BOYS, ABERCROMBIE MODELS, ETC
K: FRAT BOYS YES--ABERCROMBIE MODELS NO
K: ZAC EFRON PROBABLY