TODAY IN IM: IMITATION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY--UNLESS YOU DO IT WRONG

K: LETS PLAY A GAME CALLED "HOW DO I LOOK TODAY"
K: I LOOK LIKE SHIT AND I KNOW IT

K: HOW YOU LOOK
K: LET ME EXPLAIN HOW I "LOOK"
K: I WAS INSPIRED TO DRESS LIKE JEWELRY DESIGNER PHILIP CRANGI (WHO I WANT TO BE), SO I COMBINED THESE IMAGES:
phillipcrangi_assembly.jpg
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AND crangi_2.jpg
K: BUT INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE THAT, I LOOK LIKE THIS:
393_bio_homepage_main.jpg AND THIS SALLY_JESSE_RAPHAEL1.jpg
K: MY HAIR IS RATTY AND IM WEARING AN UGLY BELT
K: O DEER

K: I WOULD SAY WE FAILED AT THE STYLE TODAY