YOUR NAME + MAJESTY = YOUR CHILD'S NAME, TOO

If you were Jermaine Jackson and you had a son, what would you name him?

Thanks to The Insider--and my good friend Mia for alerting me--Jermaine Jackson's son name is JERMAJESTY.

WHY HASNT JERMAJESTY BEEN FRONT PAGE NEWS FOR THE PAST EIGHT YEARS???

I really don't get this and I really don't get why more people aren't using the tried and true formula: YOUR NAME + MAJESTY = BEST NAME EVER.

Some examples:

Kristen + Majesty = KRAMAJESTY!!

kf + Majesty = KFAJESTY!!

Mia + Majesty = MIAMAJESTY!!

Jermajesty + Majesty = JERMAJAJESTY!!

Can anyone come up with a better combination?? I feel a Blingee coming on.