Case in point:
I mean, it's Sunday at 5PM--why must I go through a security check? Yes, I've had some champagne and this may be in my best interest to go through a screen before I post anything, but really?
I'm not even going to comment: I'll let these gems speak for themselves.
(And, apologies, Kristen, for not being able to post the CakeWreck on your wall: Facebook was behaving like a drunk frat boy.)